The 2008 National Grilled Cheese Month Campaign has concluded at Clementine, and the incumbent, Philly Cheese Steak, has won the general election to become the next Commander in Cheese. Garnering 36% of the vote in a field of five candidates, Philly Cheese Steak scored a convincing victory. Some would say a it's a mandate to put Philly Cheese Steak on the regular menu. Therefore Philly Cheese Steak has been officially inaugurated to the Clementine menu, and will begin building it's cabinet of other sandwiches in the coming days. In its address to the grilled-cheese-eating nation, Philly Cheese Steak paid tribute to it's roots in the birthplace of American democracy and vowed to devote it's first 100 days to passing lecheeselation to provide permanent protections for the melting class.

HAIL TO THE CHEESE!

EXIT POLL: Which of the following issues was most important to you when deciding which sandwich candidate to vote for?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Candidate #45 - Cheddar with ham, chopped olives, mustard, and pickles on English muffin bread.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yikes. Delicious. I was ready for another one but then I loosened my belt and thought better of it. That, of course, was before I stocked up on other baked goods before leaving.

Great balance in this candidate, successfully balancing the calm reassuring fortitude of the cheddar against the straight-talking, no-nonsense breath of reality brought by the thinly sliced pickles. What makes this candidate hard to beat in '08 is the bread. It's the bread, stupid. This stuff has more holes in it than the logic of the current administration's rush to war! And boy does butter fill those holes well. The crusty exterior should not discourage younger voters from exploring this candidates positions; I think they will be pleasantly surprised to find quite a bit of hip, softness inside.