The 2008 National Grilled Cheese Month Campaign has concluded at Clementine, and the incumbent, Philly Cheese Steak, has won the general election to become the next Commander in Cheese. Garnering 36% of the vote in a field of five candidates, Philly Cheese Steak scored a convincing victory. Some would say a it's a mandate to put Philly Cheese Steak on the regular menu. Therefore Philly Cheese Steak has been officially inaugurated to the Clementine menu, and will begin building it's cabinet of other sandwiches in the coming days. In its address to the grilled-cheese-eating nation, Philly Cheese Steak paid tribute to it's roots in the birthplace of American democracy and vowed to devote it's first 100 days to passing lecheeselation to provide permanent protections for the melting class.

HAIL TO THE CHEESE!

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Quotes from the Campaign Trail

-"I've grilled Vermont Cheddar, I've eaten Vermont Cheddar, Vermont Cheddar is a favorite of mine. Mr. Kraft Single, you are no Vermont Cheddar."

-"I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience."

-"Today in America, there are two Americans: One American that does the melting, another that does the congealing. One American that comes in a jar or a shelf-stable loaf, another American that comes in individually formed and wrapped slices. One American that is struggling to melt, and one that can melt whenever it wants, even in a casserole, or a dip."

-"I have not had cheesy relations with that woman, Ms. Sbrinzky"

Posted by Cheeseball at 10:41 PM

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