The 2008 National Grilled Cheese Month Campaign has concluded at Clementine, and the incumbent, Philly Cheese Steak, has won the general election to become the next Commander in Cheese. Garnering 36% of the vote in a field of five candidates, Philly Cheese Steak scored a convincing victory. Some would say a it's a mandate to put Philly Cheese Steak on the regular menu. Therefore Philly Cheese Steak has been officially inaugurated to the Clementine menu, and will begin building it's cabinet of other sandwiches in the coming days. In its address to the grilled-cheese-eating nation, Philly Cheese Steak paid tribute to it's roots in the birthplace of American democracy and vowed to devote it's first 100 days to passing lecheeselation to provide permanent protections for the melting class.

HAIL TO THE CHEESE!

EXIT POLL: Which of the following issues was most important to you when deciding which sandwich candidate to vote for?


Monday, April 7, 2008

Week 1 Primary Results

White Cheddar with roast turkey, bacon and chutney on whole-grain bread (gobble gobble party) 23%

Mozzarella with Fennel Sausage and oven-dried tomatoes on roasted garlic bread (pork party) 23%

French Onion Grilled Cheese with brisket and dipping jus on crusty bread (fromage liberation party) 17%

Cheddar with Ham, chopped olives, mustard, and pickles on english muffin bread (nooks and crannies party) 12%

Fontina with Roasted Shiitake Mushrooms, red onions and basil oil on whole grain bread (fungi party) 10%

Write-In Candidates (various): 15%

1 comment:

rocket. said...

The White Cheddar is a solid winner. Great cheese, hearty bread, amazing bacon, and that chutney brings it all together.

I wanted the French Onion, but it was already gone by last week's visit. :(